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Dose of Delusion
Laughter and Legends from the Road to Rooftops to Prophecies
In this spirited episode of "Dose of Delusion," AJ's Red Riding Hood costume sparks hilarious conversations about social escapades, including a charming wedding reconnection and a culinary adventure at a trendy fusion restaurant. AJ's legendary Halloween party experiences add to the fun, while the hosts navigate FOMO surrounding a future apocalypse.
A road trip from San Antonio to Austin transforms their music playlist, thanks to Chappell Roan and and other festival performers. They also share amusing travel stories from Jay's East Coast adventures. The episode deepens as they reflect on Liam from One Direction's struggles with fame and ultimate passing way. They tie in whimsical discussions about Baba Vanga's prophecies, blending humor with thoughtful exploration of music, friendship, and the future of AI.
hello, hello, hello and welcome back to dose of delusion. It is me, your host, yours truly jay, and I am now 1600 miles away from the gorgeous the uh, the hair fixing, the crotch flashing oh my god aj, aj. How are you tell me everything, dare you?
Speaker 2:first of all, okay, so what you want?
Speaker 1:no, no, hold on so no, wait, wait for what you didn't see. Listener is as we are getting ready to record aj. Just so casually like moves his blanket, lifts his leg and homeboy is barely wearing any underwear.
Speaker 2:Okay, so I'm more of a briefs person versus boxers, but it's after work. I like to get naked after work. I actually had to put on a t-shirt to start recording because I was sitting in my underwear.
Speaker 1:I'm literally the same way. Like I will get home, I will strip all my clothes off, I will sit on the couch in my underwear and then I'm like, ugh, I look at my little dog. I'm like I gotta go for a walk. Let me put my clothes all the way back on.
Speaker 2:No, no, thank you yeah.
Speaker 1:No, not doing that. No, oh, my god, I love it aj. Um, it's been a little over a week since we last chatted. Um, how have you been? What have you been up to with all the hot gossip I've?
Speaker 2:been, I've been good. Actually, I um just same old, nothing new, nothing exciting. Okay, so I did go on a date and I actually it was fun, it was cute, it was charming. So I met this individual at a wedding.
Speaker 1:We love a wedding.
Speaker 2:So yeah, so it was a little meet cute and he's just this very nice gentleman um that we um were sitting at the same table and we just like conversed a lot and um had a really good time connecting. And then, um, we've been texting um you know, pretty regularly since then and he was like, hey, uh, do you want to go have a drink?
Speaker 2:and you know me, I mean, I'm booked on weekends because it's october and halloween and everything social season yes, exactly the social season, um, and then he started, uh, he hit me up on a sunday when I was like in recovery mode and just like not doing anything, and um, um, you know I was. I was off monday, so I was like, oh, why not? He was like, hey, do you want to go have a drink? And I said, sure, why not? So, um, we went to. Um, he lives over in the king william area, so we went to this place by agave, um called an aqua yes, yes, yeah, very familiar cute.
Speaker 2:I've never been there. It was so charming um, we had um couple of drinks, a couple of bites and just like talked about life, what?
Speaker 1:Wait, this is a new place, right.
Speaker 2:I think so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they just built it up across the street from where I used to live, which is on South St Mary's and Cesar Travis, for those who are familiar.
Speaker 2:It's gorgeous. It's part of like a hotel evening.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so they built a brand new Hotel Kempton and then of course it has a beautiful dining and bar and lounge and whatnot.
Speaker 2:Oh, was that the Kempton.
Speaker 1:Hotel, I believe so If I'm wrong, somebody tell me. But I'm pretty sure Anakwa is part of that whole little experience and ambiance they built Super cute. I've been here a couple times.
Speaker 2:It's so cute, I will go again. I recommend any of you listeners that are here in san antonio checking it out. The food was delicious, it's like this japanese, mexican or latin fusion. Yes, so it was really really good. The ambience was great. It was the outside bar by the pool, um, and so it's kind of like a day club almost.
Speaker 2:Yes, yes it was really, really nice. I had a good time and what else? I went to my. Was it my third or my second Halloween party? My third, if I recall correctly? If I recall correctly, Already three Halloween parties.
Speaker 1:I love that.
Speaker 2:I know it was fun um. So this time I was um, I reprised my um naughty red riding hood oh my god, yes, okay so, but of course wore some different things, but pulled out the same um red cape that I use, um, so that was really fun, um, and then just gearing up for my next Halloween party on Friday. What about you?
Speaker 1:I'm literally so jealous because I have yet to do any Halloween activities. I will be doing my first Halloween activity this Saturday with a whole new group of people, so we're having this big, massive Halloween invite only which. I understand that because it's on the rooftop of my building which anyone has access to, but it's like four people are hosting it. It's actually one of the hosts. It's his birthday as well, so it's not a birthday celebration but a big Halloween masquerade party, and I love a masquerade party.
Speaker 1:There's so much you can do. They're so versatile. We know how much you love versatile kings, so yeah, party. There's so much you can do. They're so versatile. We know how much you love versatile kings, so yeah, so it's a masquerade party. I'll be attending that with a lot of my fairly new friends and acquaintances and whatnot, so I'm kind of excited about it, but it's the only thing I have planned. I have no idea. I have not a single clue. In fact, it wasn't until about two hours ago that I realized I'm going to be attending it, because about two hours ago I canceled a trip that I was supposed to be going to florida this weekend yes yeah, and I just talked to uh, the host of the event down there, and it was going to be a turn and burn trip two nights.
Speaker 1:I was going to spend way too much money. I've been traveling way too much lately and I was like you know what, I would love to be there. I'm sorry I'm not gonna be there, but I'm gonna take some more personal time and not go. So now I have about four days to figure out I'm gonna wear for my party on saturday well, my advice is to zhuzh up and reprise your phantom of the Opera. I could do that Because that is Masquerade. Correct. Yes, it is.
Speaker 2:So you could kind of do that, maybe, like one of those pirate fluffy shirts.
Speaker 1:Maybe just the vest.
Speaker 2:Maybe a harness. I don't know who's going to be up there or the weather, but you know, just do some fun stuff.
Speaker 1:Well, you know how much I love just the best. So I might, I might look at, I might take your advice on that and look into that, because that is already kind of like ready made, ready done and I can just maybe add some different accessories to that.
Speaker 2:You better add some other accessories to it.
Speaker 1:So I'm yeah, I'm pretty excited about it and then also it is um the birthday of I. Last time I talked about how I had coffee with the person who lived in my exact apartment unit. Oh yeah, it's his birthday. So, yeah, I'm going to do a little something for him, just a little 316 brotherhood, as I call it, but I'm pretty excited about it. Last time we talked AJ, I was about to head off to austin for for austin city limits music festival over in austin texas aj.
Speaker 1:You know, it went so great. Um, I learned my lesson not my lesson, but last year when I went, I was like you know what? Yes, I'm here with my big group of friends, but I'm also here to see some artists and even if, even if I have to see them by myself, I'm gonna make sure I get where I want to get there. That was shania twain, so I decided to do the exact same thing. Um, to see dualipa aj, I was three feet from the front barricade oh my god, three feet. And now it was amazing. Now they did have they had like a little vip section between the barricade oh my god three feet and now it was amazing.
Speaker 1:Now they did have they had like a little vip section between the barricade and actual stage, so we were more like 20 feet from the actual stage, but the stage popped out on the side and when dua came out on the center of the stage if you go look on my instagram stories or my post I was 10 feet from her. It was fantastic. She's absolutely gorgeous. It is a high energy show. She is dancing non-stop, all the dance breaks. She does any music videos she did on stage.
Speaker 1:She gave us an hour and a half set and I was living my life. It was so much fun and I did not have to go by myself, so I did leave my group of friends, right. I was like you guys do what you're gonna do. I'm gonna go see duolupa. They're like we don't want to go, wait forever for her. I'm like you don't have to. I'm not asking you to, I'm a big boy. I'll go by myself. I'm here to see you guys and to see her. It's fine. Well, while I was making my way to her stage two hours before she went on, I ran into a couple of our friends uh, jose sepulveda, remember him, yeah, and he was like yes, which I cannot remember his name for the life of me. Oh, I know, and I felt bad because the whole weekend I saw them never addressed him by his name. We saw him out at the bars after acl, never just him by his name.
Speaker 1:And then when I posted my post and I tagged everybody. I didn't tag him because I can't remember his name they're so sweet.
Speaker 1:They are, but they saw me and they're like we'll go with you and they pushed the crowds with me and they weren't up there. It was A lot of fun and I learned something about myself as well. Are you familiar with Chapel Roan? Exactly, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So, yes, I know what you're thinking and I had the exact same thoughts. I'm like, whatever, I don't know who this Lady Gaga wannabe bitch is, I don't give two shits about her.
Speaker 1:Now, on the drive from austin excuse me, from san antonio to to austin, uh, one of my good friends um, he's around my age, or our age, I should say, but his, uh, his little boyfriend is, uh, quite a bit younger. I don't want to put their business out there. And so he starts playing some chapel roan songs and I was like, oh, I know this song, it's catchy. I didn't realize that was chapel. He plays another one same thingan songs. And I was like, oh, I know this song, it's catchy, I didn't realize that was Chapel.
Speaker 1:He plays another one Same thing. I didn't know that was Chapel. He played more and more and I was like, maybe I do like this bitch. And next thing, you know like I'm spending the first two days just going crazy over all these Chapel songs and then when she went on sunday night. I am a generation z chapel head, if that's what they call. I don't even know what they call their fans, to be honest. Um, but I have probably heard pink pony club about 734 times since acl and I am not mad about it. I'm actually kind of obsessed good.
Speaker 2:I mean, apparently they're saying that, like what share was for some gays was madonna for others, was gaga for others, and that's what chapel is for this new generation. So I'm glad you could bond.
Speaker 1:I loved it. I can sense a little bit of sarcasm in your voice, but it's okay, I love it. So you never, never. I'm over here trying to figure out. I'm trying to google, like quietly, what chapel road fans are called because I want to know. I need to add it to my instagram bio. You're hilarious. Uh, yeah, there's not.
Speaker 2:I don't see a name yet I'm sure, oh, I think that's not that generation. They don't do that. I don't see a name yet. I'm sure, oh, I think that's not that generation. They don't do that. They don't like labels. So okay.
Speaker 1:So somebody said it might be called chappies. Um, another one said it might be called cronies, which is hilarious because all right.
Speaker 1:So I made jerseys for acl yeah um, I had a basketball jersey and on the back I put d period lipa, almost a lupa, chalupa, chalupa, supreme. I don't know, maybe I'm hungry, uh, I put d lipa for dual lipa, obviously, and then for chapel roan and this is before I even knew who she was. But I'm like I just need a jersey for the headliner for every day. I had a blink 182 jersey, a dual lipa jersey, and then I made a chaperone jersey, even though at that time I know who she was. So I put c dot rone and a lot of people were like crone, what's crone? And I'm like there's a period in there anyway. So some people said they might call their fans cronies, which I don't think that's gonna work.
Speaker 1:I don't think it's cute at all, but thank you no anyways.
Speaker 1:Anyways, acl was a blast. We went out afterwards Also. We had so much fun. I saw a lot of people, obviously from the San Antonio area, that I hadn't seen in a while, some acquaintances that you and I obviously used to run along the circles with. It was so much fun and then I left Austin, went back to San Antonio for a day, made it all the way back to dc for one night and then took off to new york long island the very next day, which I have so much to tell you about you're still there no, I'm back home finally, okay, yes, I'm back
Speaker 1:home. I know I have to. No, no, okay, listen, listen to know. So aj is, aj is, oh my god, he's such a king, um, so I was supposed to. I left all of my recording equipment with him.
Speaker 1:We recorded there in person on thursday of, uh, the day before I went to acl, and I was like I'll come back and get it on monday. Well, I partied so hard, I kept up with the young ones, but then, when it time to recover, I don't recover like the young ones anymore. And uh, I was just dead all day Monday and I never made it back to AJ and I was like, well, fuck, I need to get my equipment back. So I had to pack it up, take it to work and on the way to the airport I was like I need my stuff. And he gave it to me. It was awesome, it's flawless, it was great. He's a king for that. I'm at the airport. I just make it past security. I went ordered some like wings and fries because I had not eaten in like 72 hours. And, um, he's like, I left my work keys, keys in a bag and I'm like this motherfucker I'm like it's your flight, bring it back oh my god, there's no way I could have, uh.
Speaker 1:But yeah, I will pop those in the mail. You need those back after I clone your key card. But I'll pop them, oh my god, you're terrible okay, aj you have to get out here to the east coast.
Speaker 1:So I know, okay, I know that I'm a little naive to this. You know, know, I have never really traveled out here before. Have you been out here to the East Coast and like, use the rail system and the trains and the Amtrak and all that? Aj, it is phenomenal. Okay, I ended up getting a round trip ticket from here in DC to Manhattan for $88 on the Amtrak. It took three hours, which would have took me just as long, if not longer, had I driven to the airport, hopped on the 40 minute flight, deboarded all that jazz, right, it took me three hours.
Speaker 1:Union Station is a mile and a half, two miles from my apartment beautiful building, super simple. So 20 minutes before the train leaves, hop on a train pretty comfortable, power outlets, big, spacious seats. There's no middle seat, really convenient and you just ride. Takes you right into Manhattan three hours later, and then from there I had to go to Long Island. So I hopped on the Long Island Railroad for another hour and that was a $15 ticket. But that goes up and down every borough and village. So it was so easy, so inexpensive and so quick to get in and out of the city and I would be doing it so fucking often and it goes. It's the East Coast. The rail system on the East Coast is obviously way more advanced than you know central to the United States. Um, but you need to come out here, cause when you come out here for an extended weekend, we're going to Manhattan, we're going to fucking party, we're going to have a blast. I fucking love that. I had so much fucking fun.
Speaker 2:That's so cool.
Speaker 1:I know I think West.
Speaker 2:Coast is kind of on par.
Speaker 1:They're pretty good with their Amtrak and their BART. I think Bay Area Rail something or whatever, but out here on the East Coast.
Speaker 2:Is Halloween really big? Are you going to go to Salem or something?
Speaker 1:I'm not going to leave this year for Halloween, but, yes, next year. I already got asked to go up to Salem Specifically. It's funny you bring that up. I just got asked last night to go to Salem next year. Yeah, it's really popular. But here in DC it's supposed to be very, very popular and I'm pretty sure I'll link up with a few gays that I've already met and we'll just have a good old time everywhere.
Speaker 2:You know I'm wear, you know I'm. So I went to. I forgot what store I went to, but I went to a store for like, just like some candy for the office, right I don't know what, and they're already putting up some christmas shit. I got so upset so I'm like let me have halloween first you know I have.
Speaker 1:That reminds me of the mariah carey memes. Even Even she comes out with a not yet, not yet. Yeah, now I have not stepped foot in a department store in a couple of months just because of the I don't, I don't, I just don't do that right now, I just order everything. But you're not the first person to say that, but I do remember in years past it's a little frustrating as soon as okay, what's the holiday that's before Halloween, oh yeah, but essentially the right one to Halloween costumes and stuff. So do all the Christmas supplies.
Speaker 2:I just noticed it. I think I started seeing Halloween stuff like September, and then it's like-.
Speaker 1:Labor Day. There we go After Labor.
Speaker 2:Day, yeah, and I'm like that's's fine, you know what I mean. But then it's like I get to like middle, what are we? We're ready towards the end. And then it's like there's already like trees and like stockings and like I'm just like slow your fucking roll, like chill out, let me. At first I saw like some halloween, like christmas ornaments, and I was like, oh well, maybe for like a halloween tree or something, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2:And then I like walked a couple rows and I'm like no, it's full on christmas. Like what the hell? Like they need to slow down. I'm, I'm just, I'm not having it. Let me have my halloween first. I don't want to hear any christmas music until november.
Speaker 1:Like stop, like I'm not about that life you know, I I can agree with you on some of that, except for the christmas music part, because I do listen to christmas music year round. But but they'll make your face at me. Um, but yeah, they put it out so fucking early and the thing is like, I mean, people must be buying it. I know they are. In fact I've seen that. Have you seen like the tiktoks or the reels, whatnot, where they're saying go ahead and set up your christmas tree now and then throw a big white sheet and draw like black circles on it and then make it look like a ghost, so you can have your christmas tree already set up and then it looks like one big ghost. I thought that was really innovative. Um, I will not be doing that, but good for those people who thought about it.
Speaker 2:Kudos to them I think their tree has just been up all year and they're like just trying to knock it away at all I have a friend who does that.
Speaker 1:She lives in san antonio. I've known her for years. Um, she has so many trees all throughout her house that she decorates them for every holiday and every season. So she has her spring tree, her fall tree, her christmas tree, saint patty's tree, the whole thing tons of ornaments and decorations. It's kind of cute actually. I really like it. I really enjoy it isn't that?
Speaker 2:I think you told me about her that she has like, like, from her travels to, it's her travel tree and you're like you travel with that tree you don't need to bring up my certified I forgot what episode we talked about that, but I do remember talking about it yes, that's when I went to the christmas party last year.
Speaker 1:Uh, kayla, she's, she's adorable. Uh, for those of you don't recall, she has a big tree in her house and it was beautiful, all these ornaments on it, and I was just admiring it. She's like this is my travel tree. And I looked at her and I was like you take this with you and all of your trips. And she looked at me like I was the dumbest thing she's ever seen in her life. And she's like no, I buy an ornament from all my trips and put it on this tree. And I was like I'm fucking delusional. I. I was like I apologize, don't mind me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no, I just I, you know I, and I think that's a really great idea and I think that more people should do that, because then it's like meaningful and something you know.
Speaker 1:No, absolutely Okay. So I went to Long Island on boom, boom, boom. It was Wednesday of last week and I'm sitting at the bar. I met my friend. He flew up from Florida. We went there for a friend's retirement party and it was so much fun. It was an open bar, which is always the best thing to do. But anyways, while we're waiting at the hotel bar for the time to go to the actual event, I was like I got the news, Did you hear?
Speaker 2:Which one? What are we talking about?
Speaker 1:About Liam.
Speaker 2:So sad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, tragic.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like what Go on.
Speaker 2:So I saw it, my friend posted about it on his story and I was like, oh no, and I mean I'm not like a one direction or like anything, but you know they're so fucking famous that you do know about them and know their name.
Speaker 2:Yes, exactly so you know he was always like the troubled one and he would always like you know, it was just really really sad he had gotten like face work done to try and be more current and he was always depressed and he would like read, like I I remember reading about things that he would like, just like say these comments or like on his stories or whatever. They were just always very, but yeah, it was so sad when I saw that, um, there was apparently I think I saw they did the autopsy just recently yeah and that there was copious amounts and numerous amounts of different drugs in his system I think it comes
Speaker 2:like what I think it comes with the lifestyle you know totally, and and you know, and my thing is is where were there a bunch of people partying? Was he by himself? Were people like, hey, you're too fucked up, go to your room. And was he like trying to climb out of his balcony to be like, no, I still want to be out and party? Or was it like a paranoia um, they're out to get me, I need to do something? Or was it like, uh, why, why am I so fucked up? Why am I like this? Like you know, just so many questions on what it could have really been that I'm just kind of like I, I don't know, I don't know anything, anything is.
Speaker 1:No one will know and of course you know it's all speculation and right you know we try.
Speaker 1:It's us, as humans are just horrible people sometimes because, like, should we be discussing this? Absolutely not, but he was a public figure. You know, it's a celebrity and of course we have an interest in it. Um, but I was reading that apparently, obviously he had a lot of troubles and whatnot. In fact, one of my favorite radio show hosts, she had interviewed them a while back and she says, of course, um, she's like, was it in nile, right?
Speaker 1:yeah now he, she goes. He was adorable, he was funny, he was hilarious. She goes. Harry was kind of cheeky and whatnot she goes.
Speaker 2:You're okay. Now was one of them and he actually was performing in columbia or something and liam was the one who went to go. He watched him like the night before that whole thing happened.
Speaker 1:So liam's the one that yes yes, but what I'm saying is while this woman was interviewing them years, years ago, years ago, she was interviewing them and she was describing her personalities and she was like you know, niall was adorable and sweet and hilarious and talkative and whatnot and she goes. You know, harry was just a little quiet, a little cheeky and she's like I never really connected with liam, though he was just kind of like in his own little world, very solid, uh, like you know, quiet and whatnot, so kind of, you know, leaning towards his own mental health issues. But, um, apparently he had a lot of troubles with his ex wife or girlfriend, I'm not sure, and he's just tell me, no, tell me one of his um, his most recent acts before the current one, or the current girlfriend, or whatever um it was.
Speaker 2:I forgot her first name, but her last name's henry, and she's like the daughter of the super wealthy lawyer that here in San Antonio, thomas J Henry Law. Oh, really, yeah. So I think her name's like Maya or Maya.
Speaker 1:Henry.
Speaker 2:So out of San Antonio I think they had met, like at her one of her birthday parties that he like rented out the entire like Six Flags, like theme park for her and her friends, like the entire thing, and flown out liam and like all these big things, and I think that's how they initially met.
Speaker 1:But yeah, like he was here in centurion like regularly or something, when they were like first dating or whatever yeah, um, maya henry, she was 18 years old, while pain was 24 um, and they were just around 2020 or so when I guess they were heavily involved, that is, I did not realize that, that's fascinating well, apparently, with his most recent actually put a um like a restraining order against him oh
Speaker 1:that's what I heard, probably. I mean, hey, the homeboy had issues, it. Well, when I first got the news I was like, well, how did it happen? I'm googling, reading it, um, but yeah, what I did think, okay, here's what I thought was really beautiful about his fan. So, of course, because he was at the hotel, his fans were surrounding the hotel just the whole time he fell to his death, uh, as a paparazzi was showing up to do their thing that they do. His fans were surrounding the hotel just the whole time he fell to his death, uh, as a paparazzi was showing up to do their thing that they do. His fans were, like shielding the bodies to prohibit the paparazzi from taking photos, which I thought was really just. It just kind of give me a little bit more faith in mankind. That that does really need, you know. You know it wouldn't happen here in america. Um, actually for the, for fans like that are probably they would probably do it anywhere. Um, but that was, that was kind of tragic.
Speaker 2:This is so sad. I mean you know and I mean, uh, you know, if, if a listener, if you're ever having like thoughts or anything like that, there's, you know, there's people out there, there's agencies, there's phone numbers. There's people out there, there's agencies, there's phone numbers, there's hotlines that you could call. There's you know, things that you could do if you're, you know, just reach out to your friends or just say something and listeners, if you feel that someone's crying out, like respond, talk to them, hear them out, because sometimes people just need like that validation, being heard. So just want to kind of mention that with what we had just said no, thank you, that was so sweet.
Speaker 1:Um, I'm looking at pictures of him right now. I don't know, I can't even say he was very handsome, very, very handsome.
Speaker 2:All of them are actually, oh my goodness, um so to to kind of change the subject yes um, on a little bit more lighter, but like spooky halloween okay have you heard of baba venga?
Speaker 1:she is this clairvoyant from bulgaria I have very little, very little remind me just randomly here would these randomly?
Speaker 2:she's like this blind bulgarian woman who apparently was born in 1912 and passed away in the 60s, 1960s, um, and she, like, made a lot of these predictions, a lot of very random. They're always very cryptic, so you know, who knows if they're really true, but if you really want to find something and believe in it, then it will be. So she some of the famous things she predicted um princess di dying, she predicted really 9-11 attack.
Speaker 2:She predicted the cold war and it coming out that way, like there were. There were several things that she had predicted, that had made her known and which is why she's still being talked about, even being dead, this many years later. Let's see, oh my god, like over 40 years later, um but um. See, oh my God, like over 40 years later, um but um. Some of the things that she did, um predict for like recent um. I think she said something about AI for 2024 coming out and being as big as it is. Um. She said that, um the in 2028, us humans are going to start looking to venus for energy. Um, what is an energy source like? There's just so many crazy things that she has talked about or said that she was gonna do.
Speaker 1:Um, where you did, where did you hear of any or any that stood out, or no, but I am looking her up right now because I'm fucking fascinated by what you're saying here, so I'm looking here. So, apparently, what? Baba vanga, blind music, yes, um, okay, so blind music, it says it's a term associated with the baba vanga, a bulgarian mystic and clairant. I am flamboyant Known for her prophecies. Though not specifically tied to a single piece of music, the phrase often refers to the emotional and spiritual themes found in her predictions, many of which touch on love, loss and the human experience. Wow, let me see what I have here. Um, oh shit, did you know that she's apparently predicting an apocalypse to begin in 2025?
Speaker 2:I did read that. However, she also did say that the that we will still exist as humans until 5079. So we still got 3 000 more years to go.
Speaker 1:Oh, I was hoping she was gonna say we ended until.
Speaker 2:I mean the way the economy is thank you, I mean I'm not mad about it, it's something off my credit card.
Speaker 1:That's what they say. I mean the sooner the apocalypse, the sooner we're done with our student loans. I mean perspective. I mean as long as we all go together, I'm okay with it. I mean I don't want to go first, because I'll have FOMO for the people that stayed behind, and I don't want people to go without me, because then I'll have fomo for what they're doing in the afterlife. But we all go at the same time, right, I'm completely okay with it.
Speaker 2:But apparently I have 3 000 more years to live. So, oh, my goodness, this person is crazy, yeah, so if you haven't heard, you should look her up and read some of the things that she has said. But I mean something about like in the year 3000 we will engage in a war with the civilization from Mars, or something Like she's, she's so many things are so like off and crazy. But again, there were cryptic. There were. You know what I mean. So I was trying to look up exactly what she had said for the 9-11, or for Princess Di and stuff, 9-11, or for, um, princess di and stuff but I couldn't read or I couldn't find exactly what her text had said or whatever um, regarding that. So I I would be interested in seeing how people perceived it from what it was, even though it would be like in what, what do what do they speak in bulgarian?
Speaker 1:bulgarian, I don't honey I don't even know where that's at so I'm sorry, okay, the circle back to okay when. When liam paine passed away um, he passed away in buenos aires, right yes okay, so, okay, there we.
Speaker 1:So my friend, who also knows that I'm, you know, not well versed in geography, was like Liam Payne died in Argentina. I was like Buenos Aires, and he's like, do you know where Buenos Aires is? And I was like no, and he's like it's in Argentina. And I was like, yeah, that's what I said. I'm trying to, I'm trying to read here how she predicted 9-11, and there's just so many words on the screen. Why can't I just give me what I need to read? I want one paragraph, I want three sentences. Oh, my goodness. All right, I'm going to go to as much as she hates it. I'm going to chat GBT it. Baba Vanga predicted Septemberember.
Speaker 2:I can't spell did you see that ai could now change articles into podcasts? Oh my god, in a conversation it sounds so human and everything. Someone sent that to me and was like oh, they're coming for you and jay's job and I'm like oh, no, no, no, I saw the google does it.
Speaker 1:So apparently you can upload your notes like if you're in school, whatever. That's how. That's how google advertised it is. If you're taking notes, you can take your notes, scan them into google. It'll transcribe them. It'll create a podcast for two people. And then I thought that would be a great way for me to learn, like my policies and procedures and sops. So I haven't done it yet, but I've been meaning to take my entire manual for my work and upload it into google and then make podcasts out of it.
Speaker 2:And then, when everyone thinks that I'm so fucking brilliant, it's just my new podcast double check and see what you can and can't put on there, because once you put it in there, it becomes public record and all the things that you do may be like you're right, but the my, the manual for my job.
Speaker 1:You can. You can download it yourself oh, okay, cool yeah, I won't say what it is here, but if you knew what it was, you could google it and download it yourself from the from the government website. It's that it's it's public.
Speaker 2:Just hit me up. I already know it's a small charge for any of that information you bitch, okay, okay, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1:so baba vanga is often cited for having predicted the significant global events, including she reportedly made a vague prediction about two steel birds attacking American brethren, which some interpret as foretelling the airplane attacks on the Royal Trade Center. That would make sense. That makes sense, that's wild.
Speaker 2:I feel like I heard that with Nostradamus, with who? Oh, we talked about this a few episodes, you're terrible.
Speaker 1:I with who. However, it is important to note that many of her predictions are open to her interpretation and often lack specific details. Well, obviously, um, have you ever heard what is this joke? That said, like the um, what is it called your horoscopes? It's like horoscopes are super vague, but it's like, could you imagine if they were specific? Like you open a newspaper and it's like today for capricorn, you know, bob and accounting is talking shit about you. Like it was super, super specific. Um, yeah, her followers believe she had insights into future events, while skeptics questioned the accuracy and context of these claims. You know, but two steel birds attacking the American brethren.
Speaker 2:That's um. Hmm, she became blind or lost her vision at 12. And that's when these other types of visions started happening, that she started, like you know, prophesying these things.
Speaker 1:Your imagination. I had one of my good friends, uh, back in vegas. She would say that her daughter, with her daughter I forget the age almost like five sixes would would be like mom. You remember when, when daddy climbed the mountain and then he grew wings and then he flew off the mountain and then he landed and brought us mcdonald's right you remember that right? And then she'd be like where's my daughter getting all these stories from, like? And I was like tiffany, do you think that maybe, like they're her dreams and she's not understanding that her dreams are not reality? And that's kind of what we just chalked it up to, because obviously her father was not jumping off a mountain with wings and getting mcdonald's, and if he was, where the fuck is my 20 piece?
Speaker 2:um which I did how old was she? How old is she?
Speaker 1:uh, I think at this time she was like four or five, six oh, okay, yeah what if I was like she was 17? I'm like well no, oh my god, I'm sorry I'm circling back here. Okay, so we all know who Benson Boone is right. Who, benson Boone? You're joking. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck. I end the podcast.
Speaker 2:This has been great, thank you, no, I do.
Speaker 1:But for our listeners who don't, I know exactly. Everybody knows who Benson Boone is and he is a sexy mother. I can't even say that anymore, I feel weird saying it. So he's a little thirst trapping king out there. He knows what he's doing. He knows his audience. He had posted this uh photo about a month ago, not even where he just like dropped his pants around his knees, he's's wearing a little American flag, speedo, um bulges out, legs are legging, thighs are thying, abs are abbing, chest is chesting. It is gorgeous.
Speaker 1:I saw him at uh, austin city limits, acl, just sexy as fuck, by the way he is. It was giving me, like Freddie Mercury, which is now also who's the one out there touring with queen adam lambert, right, so, adam lambert, freddie murray was giving me freddie mercury, adam lambert vibes beautiful, beautiful natural pipes. Anyways, I am lusting over him, me, a 32 year old man lusting over this guy. And I find out later that night that Benson Boone is 22 years old. I know, I just saw it, I know, and I was like he's cute though. See, that's what I would have said before I found out he was 22. Oh, he's kind of cute. He's a very handsome fellow.
Speaker 1:He's going to be a heartbreaker one day.
Speaker 2:But what were you saying?
Speaker 1:Oh, my God, I was saying so many things. He's only 22 and I mean he looks like a whole ass man. A whole ass man and the thirst traps he puts out. It's his mustache and his bone structure and his muscles and his body. And stop, I'm not gonna repeat it again. This podcast is done. I also learned that nora jones wasn't black, and I was not the only one, aj, don't, don't. If y'all could see his face right now. Yes, so I walk into acl on day one mid-afternoon and I guess, because she's not a massive person today, uh, they go on earlier. She's's on a bigger stage, but earlier in the day and I'm like, oh, that's Nora Jones' song. I'm like, oh, I didn't know she was going to be here. And I look at the big screen and I was like that's not Nora Jones. And they're like, yes, it is. And I was like what? And then she's like thank you everybody, nora Jones, I, what the fuck homegirl is not black and I posted that on my story and I was not the only one that thought.
Speaker 2:She thought she was black.
Speaker 1:I think they're just being nice, I will. I will post the receipts. I will heather gay it. I will heather gay it and post the receipts that I had at least seven people like also realize, or like was in shock, that she wasn't black. That's okay, okay, okay. So that's, that's um, if you want to know where I'm at, that's where I'm at right now. Um, no, it's not. It's actually really embarrassing.
Speaker 2:I wish I'd be nice um on that note though. Um, for this weekend, this coming weekend, I'm super excited for you. Just zhuzh up your costume. It's gonna be fun, um, and then I look forward to seeing your stories and everything on it, and listeners. If you are feeling down or just need someone to talk to, please reach out to a friend. Someone will be there to listen. Um, and have a good weekend and have fun everyone.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, you too aj, I love you so much I will talk to you soon, love. We'll see you later. Bye.
