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#26: Halloweekend 2024! Costumes and Beards, Oh My!
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In this episode, we recount our fun-filled Halloween weekend, packed with creativity and laughter. AJ relives his block party experience, featuring DJ Rue D's performance and a lumberjack costume that sparked a newfound love for facial hair. Meanwhile, I share stories of romantic adventures and my memorable "Gay Black Jesus" costume. We also dive into the quirky trend of hair transplants in Turkey.
Our tales take unexpected turns, from a mysterious food heist in Washington, D.C. to a nail-biting ticket hunt for the Pentatonix concert. We also unravel the curious case of a missing Uber Eats order, complete with security footage drama and local gossip. Along the way, we chat about high-tech childcare gadgets, reminisce about babysitting twins, and swap our latest TV show obsessions, making for a lively and entertaining episode.
hello, hello, hello, and welcome back to dose of delusion. It is me, your host, yours truly jay, and once again I am 1600 miles away from the light of my life, so beautifully lit, by the way, if I must say, aj, the silver fox, aj, how are you tell me everything?
Speaker 2I, I'm good. I am coming off of Halloween weekend. Okay, I did take an extension.
Speaker 1Come on, coming off of what? Oh my God.
Speaker 2Coming off of a long extended weekend, I took a few days off. I did Halloween was Thursday this year, so I took Friday, saturday, sunday and Monday off.
Speaker 1Wow so.
Speaker 2I am just you know, just lounging around and just you know, it was a great weekend. How was your Halloween?
Speaker 1You know well, I didn't do anything. I mean, I went on a little date on actual Halloween. I know I'll tell you all about that in just a moment, okay, but I did all my Halloween partying on the last weekend, right, right, which was the weekend to do it, which is way too much fun, oh my goodness. But my little hollow weekend, as past week at Thursday, friday, saturday, sunday I didn't do much. I really got to catch up on a lot of relaxation that I needed. Um, I didn't want to look at going away, party this and rooftop, rooftop festivities. Um, signed up for some events that are coming up here in the near future, but no, my hollow weekend was last weekend gotcha, I got to um.
Speaker 2You know the strip how they do their um um block party. So they did that on thursday and thursdays, get cute here.
Speaker 1So I know it was packed it when? I said it was packed.
Speaker 2It was like yenissimo, like it was just like beyond packed and um.
Speaker 2My friend was djing dj broody yes, he did it heat, um, so, or our friend, I should say, but um, it was really, really good they had. Um, I was a lumberjack, uh, so I'll have to post that photo on our instagram. I got so much attention. I need to grow a fucking beard, like that's what I've. What I've come to the conclusion is I need to go to Turkey and get a hair transplant, but on my face, not my head, because I need a fucking beard.
Speaker 1You know what? First of all, I saw the photos and a listener wait till you post them. It was. It made me take a second look. I was like damn, who's that, zaddy? It is the facial hair and and first of all, the costumes are so fucking adorable. I saw, of course, your spread of costumes, as you normally do, and I'm like I really wish I would have done that. I just didn't have, like the bandwidth and also the different social circles that I had back there. They're building, they're building here, there are building, but um, no, I had a great time.
Speaker 1How is she doing?
Speaker 2She's good. I ran into her Halloween night Um. She was dressed as um bright of Chucky or whatever, oh so it was really really cute.
Speaker 1But by so it was really, really cute, but by the time I saw it was already very makeup may have been smeared from sweating, I don't know. Oh, we don't, we don't want to know. Yeah, oh my god. Back to turkey, okay, to soda turkey, and here turkey is their moment, oh my goodness. So they must also be getting a little bit more affordable, because I'm like more meeting, more and more people who are doing it, people who, like 15 years ago, would that would not been in their tax bracket. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2I looked it up, it's an eight thousand dollar package and it's like it includes like the room and board basically, and where they say you open this beautiful sweet hotel and the surgery, and I think the flight also is included in that package. And you know, I just I've seen just the photos of all the men with their heads wrapped in the stuff on the flight back and I'm just like you. You know you still have to do the minoxidil and like all of that. Maybe I'll just do the the mary ruth little. Have you seen that on tiktok?
Speaker 2like there's this mary ruth, like um, um thing that you like drink and I don't know.
Speaker 2I can't believe I forgot the word of it, but it's like this potion is what I'll call it okay um, so you drink it and it has like a hair growth serum in it and everything and it's like from the inside out, um, and of course there's the like minoxidil and stuff. And I did buy on um amazon like this beard grower thing, so it comes with like a little like roll-on thing that you roll your your cheek and then you put this spray monoxidil you are all in I'm telling you the amount of attention I got is insane and you know I was like being naughty and making out on the dance floor while wearing that beard.
Speaker 2So it was, it was oh my, I have a.
Speaker 1I have a friend, um, who used to work with and she, uh, before parted ways. She went on to bigger and better things. She had started dating this guy. He was a little B-wab. I love a B-wab, a baldy with a beard. Oh, I was like what.
Speaker 1A B-wab. I love that. And she had posted a picture just the other day and I was like ooh, that's not her dude, because this guy has hair. And then she came down to my office I mean, she still works in my same building, but just in a different department so she comes down to my office and we're chatting. I was like hey, who's that guy you posted with? And she said his name and I'm like really, and she's like yeah, I was like where did he get hair?
Speaker 2And she goes she got hair and I was like girl, did he go to turkey? And she's like, yeah, I'm like damn well, don't you need to have hair to get it, because it's a hair transplant well, he, he shaved his head.
Speaker 1So like if I were to let my which is funny that I chose not to wear a hat today we're having this conversation, uh, but if I had chose, if I uh didn't shave man, oh my god, okay, this is my insecurity listener. I can't believe I'm doing this. So if I didn't shave my head? Oh my God, okay, this is my insecurity listener. I can't believe I'm doing this. So if I don't shave my head, you can see he's moving down. He moved his head. Yeah, you can kind of see where the shininess goes more matte, because where it's matte is where I still have hair follicle. I just shave it down to the skin. So as long as you still have follicle, they can work with it right, or follicle hole. You know I'm not a medical professional when it comes to that, so that's not what this spot is about. I know you come here for all your medical news, guys right, no, please don't no.
Speaker 1But and then I have another girlfriend of mine who, um, she's getting a hair transplant and I had no idea. I mean, she's got like real thick hair on the majority of her head so she's been able to the way she teases and, you know, does her hair cover up the like really big bald spot. But she, she got a little vulnerable. She showed it to me and I'm like, girl fucking, get the fucking turkey stay twice like, get it done, and she's going. Oh wow, I know I love it for her for her.
Speaker 1I know.
Speaker 2Yeah, no. So yeah, it could be very inexpensive if you do do that and that. You know it was a really fun experience dancing the night away and there was a lot of really good costumes. There was this one gentleman that was dressed all in white and had this like cut out of P Diddy with a bottle of baby oil around it, like there was like a waiver that was signed.
Speaker 1Oh for a Diddy party waiver.
Speaker 2Yes, exactly, exactly. So that was really clever. Um, you know, some people went all out, so it's always fun to see that you know what I mean.
Speaker 1There was an agatha I have to ask you this go ahead so for the diddy party waiver. Did he have like multiple waivers to give out to people?
Speaker 2no, now, that would have been clever because I did something not so similar.
Speaker 1This was years ago. I want to say, oh, first of all, I was so thin, uh, the days I decided to be, and I'm I mean, you can't cancel the canceled but I decided to get, uh, to be gay, black jesus and, um, I know, and I did a whole like I had a beautiful crown of thorns, pretty much. I got one of those like wreaths, those little wicker wreaths, but then I spray painted it gold. So, look at the crown of thorns, pretty much I got one of those like wreaths, those little wicker wreaths, but then I spray painted it gold, so it looked like a crown of thorns. It was gorgeous. Um, of course, this big handmade garment, uh, the whole thing.
Halloween Party at Yalla Club
Speaker 1And then I printed out, uh, little 10 commandments, but of course they were all blasphemous and, yeah, naughty commandments and I would hand them out. But it was so cool because I was like, are people gonna get it? Even before I handed the commandments out, people would look at me and they'd be like gay, black Jesus. I'm like, yes, thank you, by the way, here's your commandments. And I passed them out throughout the night. It was great, I love it. Not many people did, but it was great. Yeah, yeah, no, that is funny. Okay, so Agatha.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh my god. So my friend Mike was just like, did, like, did, amazing. He had like the makeup, a big wig and like a big flowy purple day and he made it like from scratch or something and it was just like, it was phenomenal. It was really really good and, um, like he was in the character and being sassy and like like, laughing like a witch and cackling and um, so that was really one of my favorites that I did see is his makeup was like on a fucking point.
Speaker 2So that was really really good. And there was another friend of ours, a PJ. He did this really awesome DJ, who's come to San Tony a couple times. Her name's EC's moody tech and she. I saw her when I was in Chicago for Market Days and she has this like orange hair and like is always just like really brilliantly dressed and just like he did it to the T and had these sunglasses and had like headphones and like the way he was wearing them. It was hilarious and like I died. When I saw him. I was like no fucking way, like, and it was just like he had like the fishnet, like hose, and the bathing suit over it because that's like one of her signature looks and stuff it was. It was so on point. It was really really good. I was happy to see that, um, that he did that.
Speaker 1So did you see any ray guns? The olympic break dancer, oh my.
Speaker 2I did see a couple of those. Yes, this other guy I know, Karthik. He was the French guy, Paul Walter.
Speaker 1The Paul Walter. I think it might have been your post that I saw that it was you it was. That was a clever one. That was Because you took a picture with him and Reagan, right?
Speaker 2Yeah, I believe so, that was a clever one, that was Because you took a picture with him and Reagan, right? Yeah, I believe so.
Speaker 1I don't remember you have to post that picture. Yeah, yeah, on Dose of Delusion.
Speaker 2If it was me, I don't know.
Speaker 1I mean, who knows?
Speaker 2So yeah, so that was really really fun. Yeah, it was a really good Thursday and it was a really fun Halloween and then, and then I spent the next day, friday a friend of mine they recently had twins and he had to go to Laredo for work so I went to go babysit, babysit with them and I mean I was help feeding and it was just like I should. I mean I was helped feeding and it was just like I shouldn't. I mean it was wild, but it was really really fun. I'm glad I got to do that. It was. You know, they're precious babies. They're in their like you know, they're newborns so all they do is like sleep, poop and eat Like you know what I mean, like that's all they do, living my dream.
Speaker 2Lie, I did not know that was the best birth control I could ever have.
Speaker 1No, I want to sleep, poop and eat. That's all.
Speaker 2I want to do.
Speaker 2That's what I'm saying, oh my God, of course you got me. It was. You know. It's so interesting, like how they're, they're on the schedule and the way they do it nowadays. It's like before or like when, when we were babies, it was like we would just cry and they would feed us. Like it wasn't like okay, every two hours, whether they want to wake up or not, like wake them up and start feeding them, just so that way they could get the most nutrients out for them. But like it's really. And then like all the like gizmos and gadgets like these, like they have these two cribs that they move like they move up and down, so that way, that's how they sleep like, instead of like rocking them.
Speaker 1So yeah, like super high tech.
Speaker 2That's definitely not what we had as young children. I could do it if I had gadgets and gizmos aplenty right, exactly, you know, and it's just like, oh, I, I would not, I, I don't know this. I love being an uncle. I want to be able to like just have them, enjoy them, give them like little kiss, pose for social media, and then be like, okay, I'm out of here and then, yeah, bye.
Speaker 1Oh, my God, that sounds like so much fun. Um, okay, for me last Saturday anyway. So my um, I was supposed to go down to Florida, ended up canceling that trip, you know, with the weather and whatnot, and I was just what to do and the kind of party, and I was like I'm just going to stay here instead, and so I decided to stay here. And then these friends that I've made in my building, they were hosting a Halloween party and it's also one person's birthday and they decided to make a little formal event bright out of it. And next thing, you know, the guest list was growing and growing and growing and we have a really nice rooftop over here in dc with beautiful, gorgeous views of the capitol building, the washington monument and everything. But next, you know, it's like over 100 people, then over 150.
Speaker 1Well, apparently there's a guy lives on a building, his name is leo and he's I mean I love the guy now. I mean he's so great, we've hung out quite a few times but he owns a really popular club. It's a three-level club, like right across the street from our building, and he heard how big the party was getting and he was so generous he's like, hey, I'm going to give you guys an entire floor in my club exclusive for your party. Well, once we reorganized it and whatnot, it ended up becoming bigger. Now I'm hanging out on the rooftop for some little craft cocktail that was planned by the building you know the little event things that the buildings do and at the end of the evening my little group of friends was like hey, jay, we're gonna go check out the, the space that leo's gonna give us. Do you want to come? Like yeah, I'll tag along.
Speaker 1And I went and this is a little party planning committee. So, as I'm there, we're hanging out, we're we're talking about how we're gonna rearrange the furniture and the music and the screens, what we're gonna project. And then he's like hey, you know what? I'm gonna give you guys some dedicated drink specials just for you, but I am gonna keep the uh, uh, the other, like other patrons can come onto your floor as well, but you guys should get wristbands so that my bartenders on your floor know to only give people with those wristbands the, the drink specials. And so, as he's talking, I'm like boom, I ordered the wristbands on amazon.
Speaker 1And my friends are like oh my god, jay, you're so great, you're part of the party fighting committee, even though it was like literally three taps away, um, and six, six dollars for 300 wristbands anyway. So then now, next, you know, I'm pulled into this party planning committee, which was pretty cool, cool, and I'm getting all the insider details and we're planning for the party and it's just getting bigger and bigger. Well, come day of the party, I of course got dressed. We were pre-gaming a little bit earlier in the afternoon for the birthday event and whatnot on the roof, and I think I may have pre-gamed a tad bit too hard, but we'll get there in a minute. May have pre-gamed a tad bit too hard, but we'll, we'll get there and we'll get there in a minute. We'll get there in a minute anyways, all right.
Speaker 1So now we make our way from the rooftop and we go across the street to to the club which is called yalla. If anyone's in a dc area, check out yalla. It is fantastic, it is great, it is uh. Just, it's um, I am going to say the wrong ethnicity. I don't, I'm not even gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna get it wrong. I'm gonna get it wrong. Um, uh, it's not an American themed bar. Anyways, I want to say Persian.
Speaker 2Maybe I'm not like I've heard that means like go or like hurry or something like that, I believe.
Speaker 1Sure, we'll do that anyways. All right, so now it's getting busy. Now, keep in mind, because it was our exclusive event, we started earlier. We started at 8. We had a dedicated DJ for us, by the way. He got us a DJ From 8 to 10.30 and after 10.30, when that DJ left, he was in a pipe in his regular DJ, because, of course, 10, 10.30 is when regular bars start getting busy on a Saturday night. So we started early. Now all of our guests knew that we were there early. So therefore we were the only club in the area that is popping at 8.30 at night and I was downstairs supposed to be handing out wristbands to people that were on our guest list. But here's the deal Somehow between the top of the stairs, with the wristbands in my hand, and the bottom of the stairs, I went to bouncer mode and I wasn't letting people in who didn't know about the party and they would walk up.
Speaker 1They're like we're here for the party. I'm like what party? And if they didn't know the guest, I would be like nope, you can't go, and I'd put my leg up and block them. And aj, I did not know this, but my dream retirement job is being a bouncer. It was so cool. This is so lame. This is where I am in life right now. It was so lame but I was. I felt so powerful because really I have the power. It was so cool to turn these girls away who would then try to, like, you know, do a little chest shake, I mean like wrong tree barking, and I would say, no, you can't go. And they'd get upset and it was down to the side and now they're trying to look at their phone looking for other things to go. I'd wait 10 minutes. I'm like, hey, you two, you can go, it would make their night. And I'm like I have all the power. And I think about after 45 minutes of me being a bouncer and not just giving wristbands to our guest list, my friends upstairs realize it because they're like, hey, give us the wristbands, we'll take over. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1But then I went upstairs, I danced. It was so much fucking fun. It was so packed I've never seen. I mean there was at least 200 plus people there that were just for our party, plus the other guests. Um aj, I thought I partied like I left because I did my own, like I'm hungry, I need a hot dog, kind of thing. And so I dipped out and I ran away and I ran and got some pizza. I got a slice and then, right when I get back to my apartment, I got messages saying hey, where'd you go? Come back. I'm like fuck.
The Power of the Clipboard
Speaker 1So dumped my food, I ran back to the club and I'm like all right, here I'll party some more. And I'm like I guess I'll sleep for the after right, thinking it's like you know three o'clock in the morning. I get there, I'm tired again. I sneak out again, do a good old Irish goodbye. I sneak out again. I run across the street, come home, get my pizza from the concierge, go upstairs, go to bed, knock out. I wake up and I'm like, wow, I pulled an all-nighter again. It was so much fun. And I look at the clock and I'm like why am I so refreshed? And it's barely like nine o'clock in the morning. So I checked my door, lock, aj, guess what time I made it home 11 45. What 11 45, aj, I had left the bar twice before 11 45. And that's what happens when you pre-drink, pre-game way too much. And I'm like I just missed out on so much fun.
Speaker 2But I mean, I had a blast thing must have started at what like six or something, and then the party started at eight well, I started pre-gaming at three, oh, and I guess I was pouring a little too heavy you did not learn any lessons from never, but it was so much fun, oh my god that's so funny that you mentioned the whole like door guy thing, um bouncer, because I remember when I worked at disney world um one of my positions that I would do um because we flowed around and bounced around from different positions. Anyways, it was at the indiana jones show and one of the the the jobs that we had was um standing in the front and um allowing people into the vip section to go in the front row and where that is, and there was a tiny clipboard that had not tiny but like regular clipboard, that had like names on it and stuff like that, and so I would like grab it and just like walk around with it and adding people to it.
Speaker 2And they're like oh AJ, no, you don't need to, you can leave that up there. And I'm like no, no, no. I want it and I would just like I felt so important walking around with that and I like make it magical for people and like they'd be like, and I'm like, no, you know what I mean. No, you know what I mean. Add you to the vip list.
Speaker 1You don't have to wait in line like go grab some food, whatever, whatever, and then you'll just jump the line and come when the show's ready and they were like oh my god, thank you so much. No, no, don't tell me. Don't tell me. No, you did not.
Speaker 2They left, yeah and then there was no vip list. I had them on the list and they would. They would come back like it was real, it was legit, it was a decision that I had and I was able to do like, like I was. I was creating a magical core memory for them you know what I? Mean, because that's what disney does like that's, you know, one of like their, their big things, is just creating magical moments for the different families that are there?
Speaker 1no, that's what a clipboard does. Aj, a couple of years ago, I know, a few years ago I was working this humanitarian mission and we were in. I mean, I have a little bit of medical background. I know you wouldn't believe that by the beginning of this podcast, but I have a little bit of a medical background, oh my God, and I was doing a humanitarian mission in some small village in Hawaii and I was just a technician, just a medical technician, like I don't know, like taking vitals for the doctors, and I picked up a clipboard and I was walking around, probably bored, I don't know what I was doing.
Speaker 1And then I guess, like the press came and there was like the mayor or whatever, and this lady comes and she's like hey sir, you look like a clinical coordinator, you're the clinical coordinator. And I and I look at my clipboard and I go yes. And then next thing, you know, I'm escorting these like distinguished visitors around. And then other people on this mission who like were there doing the same thing but didn't know me personally, were like coming to me for like direction and guidance and placement and like schedules and breaks. And next thing, you know, I assumed the role of clinical coordinator and I didn't need to, like, do any real physical labor, that entire fucking mission, because I was the clinical coordinator for two weeks and it was fantastic. The power no one was the wiser like no one. The power of the clipboard yeah, you're right, I'm telling you no, I know, I know from experience.
Speaker 2That's wild, that's so funny, I love it.
Speaker 1Guess what I bought tickets to today, what I don't know. If you're a fan, do you know who? I'm sure you do. Pentatonix, who? Pentatonix.
Speaker 2That sounds somewhat familiar.
Speaker 1Well, actually I think most of them are based out of Dallas, dallas-fort Worth area. It's that acapella group, oh yes, probably the most popular acapella group. Yeah, they're on tour. They're coming to a town near me and I just got pretty good seats today. I'm super excited, I'm excited. That is exciting. I know I also got myself signed up for a little bit of a gala and I cannot believe I am forgetting to tell you about the greatest food heist in Washington DC. Excuse me, food heist of washington dc that happened last weekend, but tell me everything.
Speaker 1What do you mean? Oh my god, okay, you have to follow the story. So friday night we're talking just a few nights ago. Oh my god, aj, this is ridiculous. So friday night I uh we had a friend of mine, uh, a new friend of mine who's leaving already. She's her and her, her man's. Her man lives in philadelphia and she's moving to go live with him, and so we went out just for a few drinks on friday night, and while it was early, we started at nine, had a few drinks at a beer hall that closed at midnight. So then I started ordering my, my uber eats, right, and I ordered quite a bit, because it's what I do when I'm drinking. That's irrelevant to the story. So so I order it, we get back.
Speaker 1She was so sweet. She's like hey, I have all this stuff. Do you want to help me clean out my fridge? I'm like sure I'll take some stuff. And she had all the same dog food, my dog eats.
Speaker 1So I went over to her apartment and like, right, when I got there to collect all this free stuff, I got the notification that my food was delivered. But I'm not going to be like, thanks, bye. So I sat and I chatted for a few minutes um, we'll say 15 minutes to be exact, you don't know why in a moment and finally I say my goodbyes and I go downstairs to the concierge desk and I say, and I realize there's no food on that table that collects all of our deliveries. And I look at the concierge mind you, it's a concierge I've never seen before and I was like hey, was there the delivery? And he's like no, no, there's been no deliveries. And I was like, hey, was there the delivery? And he's like no, no, there's been no deliveries. And I was like, oh shit, they must have delivered to the wrong place. So I open up uber eats and I see that the picture of my food on that table, and I'm like no, sir. And I show him my phone and he's like, oh well, it must have been there for a long time. Then I'm like 16 minutes to be exact, and he's like, oh well, I haven't seen any deliveries. And I'm like, yeah, there have.
Speaker 1So I'm like hey, cut to the look at the cameras and he says I don't know to work the cameras. I'm like I think you do pull up the camera. And then so I kind of like force him to go to the cameras. And then he does and he's going and I mean it's not. I mean anybody can picture it.
Speaker 1Security footage is playing. You have your little time bar at the bottom of the screen and he's like erratically clicking all over the place. I'm like yo chill. I said hey, it's 12 45 right now. Go back 16 minutes. That is 12 29 and you'll see what happens.
Speaker 1So he clicks back and forth a little bit more and then he gets the video and he stops it. He freezes it at the guy holding my bag of food at the elevator and I was like all right, cool, now can you go back to where he walks in the front of the building. I want to make sure he grabs the only bag on the counter, make sure you don't walk in with it, or something. And he's like I don't know if I can do that. I'm like rewind the footage. So he does, and the whole time I'm recording this screen from my phone, right, and I ask him to zoom in, he says he can't zoom in. I'm like I know you can't. I've worked security cameras before. So I'm recording my phone.
Speaker 1So I'm like I got this footage. What the fuck am I gonna do now like, okay, all right, cool, I mean I guess that's all I can do for tonight. So then I just walked upstairs. Well, I start going upstairs to the the other elevator and he chases me and he's like hey, hey, sir, sir, sir, please don't share that footage with anybody. I could get fired. And I'm like, okay, all right, cool, whatever.
Speaker 1So then I go upstairs and I'm watching the footage again so I can see if I can identify who this person is. And as I'm watching the footage, I see the guy walk in, grabs a bag of food, he nickel fist bumps and daps up the concierge and then walks to the elevator. And I'm like, oh, that's why he doesn't want me to share the footage with anyone. So what do I do? Post the footage into group chat. And I was like all right, guys, anybody recognize this person? Well, I went to sleep. I wake up the next morning to that group chat popping off. First of all, no one's food has ever been stolen here Like this is not a common occurrence. So everyone's like shocked that someone stole food and they're trying to figure out who it is. And we got the guy on video and now it's circulating.
Speaker 1The next day I go downstairs I'm taking my dog out for a potty break. I see the I guess the main concierge. She went over very well, and she's like tell me what happened. And I give her the information. A few minutes later she calls me back down. She's like hey, there's a video. And I was like, yeah, she's like how did you get video? I said I said I haven't. She goes how did you get it? And then I was like I have it. She goes that's property of gray star. And I'm like well, the food is my property.
Speaker 1And then so we're going back and forth on this and I'm like, hey, miss lady, like I'm I'm not sorry that I have this footage and I'm not sorry that I shared it, but your homeboy lied multiple times and at this point, like I'm not trying to get my money back because it's nobody's fault I mean, it's not uber eats fault, it's whatever but we have a thief among us. Um, it has caused so much drama in the past we'll say two and a half days I'm talking everybody narrowing it down to who it is. I have all the concierge just never got who it is. We falsely accused somebody, um, and they had to prove that they were. We all got together and falsely accused somebody and then we had to prove that. He had to prove that that wasn't him. And at this point I'm like this is the case for the fbi. It's getting chris jenner.
Speaker 2Um, yeah, that has been my situation all over a damn 40 uber eats order okay, but and that's what I was gonna ask you was it like your taco bell, or was this like? What kind of food was it? What was the?
Food Theft, TV Shows, Busy Plans
Speaker 1restaurant. Well, it was mexican food it was not talking about. I think it was called rafael's. I could look it up, but it doesn't matter. Uh, and I ordered a couple of quesadillas and then a couple of tacos and, of course, paid a lot of delivery fees, yeah, uh, which is why it came out to so expensive. But that man stole it.
Speaker 2He ate good that night and I haven't that's my thing like he. So he texted his buddy that lives in the building to come and get it.
Speaker 1That's the thing. I don't think it's a big conspiracy. I just think what happened is this is my theory and all of you listening can tune in and I'll even send a video. I don't care. I my theory is this guy walks in, he grabbed the food, obviously knows the concierge went up, I came down, asked about the food and then the concierge at that moment realized the food is missing and I know who stole it, like probably my friend, and so he doesn't want. He doesn't want to write out his friend, which is why he lied to me a couple of times. That's my theory.
Speaker 1Obviously it's not some organized crime ring over over mexican food and dc mexican food, to say the least I know exactly, but the amount of people that I mean this putting this video in the group chat. I think some people who I would even say would have potential to be my friend were upset with me. I thought it was distasteful that I posted the security footage in the group chat and all I have to say to that is fuck off yeah exactly so.
Speaker 1And again, like don't fuck with my food, because it is my own personal goal to figure out who this is. I've notated the shirt he was wearing, the pants he was wearing, the shoes he was wearing, and part of me wants to just like take the week off of work, sit downstairs at the stairs and watch everybody come in and out of the building until I find this person and then shame him to moving away.
Speaker 2I can't, I can't with you, I cannot, but that's interesting though I mean, you know, I feel like there have been many a time in this building, um, that there's just food left outside doors and stuff like that, or or you know, when I worked at my buildings or whatever, and there'd be food left behind, I mean, I've caught like. At my last property I was at like they wouldn't be able to get into the building because the residents wouldn't be answering their phone when they were calling them, because they were like oh, I don't have this number.
Speaker 2It's like or passed out exactly. And so the next morning we walk in and there's like either food left out on the concierge desk or there's like because we don't have it was just the concierge desk, no one was there that late or like left outside the building. I'm like, well, throw it away. Why. You know what I mean. And I mean like bags of food, like I remember this one. I don't. They must have like ordered for like 10 people because there was like the pancakes and tacos and did it, and it's just like theyda-da, and it's just like they put it in the fridge and I'm like, well, throw it away. No one's going to want it, no one's going to eat it.
Speaker 2Who knows what happened. They passed out.
Speaker 1We made a joke about it a few weeks ago because, sure enough, every Friday and Saturday night you know, at 1.32 o'clock in the morning, that concierge table year's debts. It's manned by a person but it just fills up with food and people pass out drunk. They don't answer, they don't come down and get it. And we had made this big rule, this fun rule in the group chat, saying we propose, you know, a two-hour limit. If food's been there for two hours it's up for grabs, right? Haha, joke, it's another official thing um 16 minutes, aj, 16 minutes.
Speaker 1And you know what I did? I actually went back downstairs and I waited. I said let me make sure that before I accused this guy of first of all, it was 1230 at night. So I'm like maybe it was an honest mistake. There were no other deliveries. There were no other deliveries before or after that. So the guy just walked in, saw a bag of food, took it and all I can think of maybe this is my karma from high school days when I used to go to taco bell on lunchtime and of course there's a million people in there and they just, they're just like putting out trays of food, number 13, number 27. Now we just walk in and grab a tray and walk out.
Speaker 2This is karma, Karma at its finest for sure.
Speaker 1Oh, whatever your meaning of karma is past life, current life, future life it doesn't matter. But yeah, I guess it came around right.
Speaker 2That is hilarious.
Speaker 1The difference is this is a case for the fbi and I'm gonna investigate, but I wish I had that much time. Um, have you, have you? I don't know if you have or not, but have you taken the time to catch up on our favorite shows?
Speaker 2I I have. I'm not up to date current. I did see one um salt lake city episode of the Housewives but I'm not fully caught up.
Speaker 1I mean, there's a lot going on right now with the two hollow weekends and everything, so yeah, Right right, but I will say what I did see.
Speaker 2I did finish Agatha all along, have you seen?
Speaker 1I have and I need to because everyone is talking about it.
Speaker 2It's so good, it's so good.
Speaker 1Okay, I know it's a spinoff of the one came out a couple years ago. Thank you, yes, yes, and I love that actress. I need to go back and watch it, but I'm not sure. Wait, what is it on?
Speaker 2Disney Plus, disney, disney, disney Plus.
Speaker 1Okay, I guess I'll start it. I am in a bit of a show hole right now With Since I've watched, I'm caught up on everything, and I even started some new series that I caught up on. So I'm in a bit of a show hole, so I guess I'll go and watch it.
Speaker 2There's only eight episodes but it's definitely there's going to be a season two and it's opening up. And you know how Marvel is, or, like Disney is, they wrap it all together and it's opening up, like several other shows that they're going to be doing, um, and movies. So, um, and I love Marvel, like Marvel's, like one of my favorites, and um, wanda was great character, agatha Harkness is another one, um, and the actress, um that plays her I forgot her name.
Speaker 1Wait, Agatha is the like, or I forgot her name. Wait, Agatha is the meme, the winking meme.
Speaker 2Okay, yeah, Exactly because it was Agatha all along. So yeah, so she Catherine, not Catherine Eichel, but something. Anyways, she actually was the first female and she's like in her 50s to show her behind on disney. They showed her. Wow, disney is getting risque right right, very not disney, but but yeah. So she showed her her 50 year old um um booty and and how was it? Good for her, like good for her age, I guess I wouldn't know um, but yeah no I wouldn't but but no, it was like good for her that she did that um.
Speaker 2So I saw that um and I'm trying to think there was. Was this something else on, I think, either Netflix or Hulu, I can't recall, but it was about the Zodiac Killer. Have you seen that documentary?
Speaker 1No, I haven't.
Speaker 2Oh, it's like a three part. It is so good, like that guy who it was about. It was the Zodiac Killer, it was him. But they couldn't I don't know how like they had less information on other murderers that they were able to like attack and kill or like not kill, but, you know, like arrest and get all that taken care of. So those are some shows that I'm putting on your watch list, and remember how I told you earlier where my battery was on my phone. I think we're gonna have to cut it short.
Speaker 1No, this has been so much great. I mean so much great. That's where I am mentally. This has been so much fun. I do have so much more to tell you. I have a lot going on this weekend. I'm super excited, I think a couple of small trips coming up. I'll be in New York City next week for just one night maybe two if I extend it for a show and we'll have so much more to talk about. And I'm so glad we got to share all of our Halloween stories.
Speaker 2I know Good catching up and until then, listeners.
Speaker 1Thank you, we'll see you guys next week. Bye-bye now, bye.
